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Upload to Facebook A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics?
Executive: Yes.
Guy: How does one make Mojito? -
Upload to Facebook A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.
It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM! -
Upload to Facebook My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist! -
Upload to Facebook How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four! -
Upload to Facebook Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face! -
Upload to Facebook The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape.
It's a big step forward for her! -
Upload to Facebook Change is the essence of life.
From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'.
Men have come a long way!
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Upload to Facebook When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! -
Upload to Facebook If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth!
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