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Upload to Facebook I've got a condition that causes me to make terrible puns.
It's a dad-ly disease! -
Upload to Facebook The 20s - Invite everyone! The more the merrier.
The 50s - Do we have to have a party? I hate everyone! -
Upload to Facebook Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point!" -
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Upload to Facebook Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids! -
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They switch off the fan! -
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Upload to Facebook Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information?
Yeah. It wasn't that!
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