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Upload to Facebook While at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?
While driving: I hate every single person on this planet! -
Upload to Facebook If you see someone wearing a $20,000 watch, it's hard to know if they're really good with money or really bad with money! -
Upload to Facebook Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to "find" it. It's just there! -
Upload to Facebook My girlfriend complains a lot that I don't smile anymore.
Well, she's the one who wanted a serious relationship! -
Upload to Facebook Saw an old man dancing in the street. I think he finally cleared his CA exam! -
Upload to Facebook I do not trip over things...
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I just perform random gravity checks! -
Upload to Facebook Adulting is knowing it's never too late to correct yourself! -
Upload to Facebook If the present situation continues, 'Car' may be added to the immovable property list! -
Upload to Facebook Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low? -
Upload to Facebook The first 40 years of life are always the hardest!
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