| People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them! |
| The irony of India people want... Alcohol at any cost. Medicines at a discount. Lifesaver vaccine for free! |
| My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day! |
| The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour. So he asked me to leave! |
| What did the row of teeth tell the tongue? Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain! |
| Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai. Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain! |
| Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15% |
| Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day! |
| Procrastination: Working tomorrow for a better today! |
| 2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain. * Kahan Ho * Ghar Kab Aaoge |
