Funny SMS

  • I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
...apparently, the paper was jamming!Upload to Facebook
    I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ...apparently, the paper was jamming!
  • They're building a mirror factory in my town.<br/>
I could see myself working there!Upload to Facebook
    They're building a mirror factory in my town.
    I could see myself working there!
  • Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality!Upload to Facebook
    Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality!
  • Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0!Upload to Facebook
    Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0!
  • Bihari Guy: Got my first jab.<br/>
Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin?<br/>
Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari!Upload to Facebook
    Bihari Guy: Got my first jab.
    Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin?
    Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari!
  • I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics.<br/>
But graphing is where I draw the line!Upload to Facebook
    I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics.
    But graphing is where I draw the line!
  • Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?<br/>
They are free of charge!Upload to Facebook
    Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
    They are free of charge!
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.<br/>
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!Upload to Facebook
    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
    The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
  • Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour!Upload to Facebook
    Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour!
  • Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber!Upload to Facebook
    Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT