| Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki... Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye! |
| When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide... . . . . . . . because they say a good worker is hard to find! |
| I was wondering why music was coming from my printer... . . . . . . ...apparently, the paper was jamming! |
| They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there! |
| Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality! |
| Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0! |
| Bihari Guy: Got my first jab. Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin? Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari! |
| I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line! |
| Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They are free of charge! |
| Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! |
