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  • Two things which everyone hates:<br/>
1. The change.<br/>
2. The way things are.Upload to Facebook
    Two things which everyone hates:
    1. The change.
    2. The way things are.
  • In the sky - Tauktae<br/>
On the ground - Corona<br/>
In the sea - Cyclone<br/>
In Cinema - Radhe<br/>
But Aarogya Setu shows: You are safe!Upload to Facebook
    In the sky - Tauktae
    On the ground - Corona
    In the sea - Cyclone
    In Cinema - Radhe
    But Aarogya Setu shows: You are safe!
  • Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?<br/>
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
    Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too!
  • Ten years ago, I didn't have any money and I wasn't married. Today, I'm married!Upload to Facebook
    Ten years ago, I didn't have any money and I wasn't married. Today, I'm married!
  • My colleagues at work have given me the nickname `Mr. Compromise.`<br/>
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm okay with it!Upload to Facebook
    My colleagues at work have given me the nickname `Mr. Compromise.`
    It wasn't my first choice, but I'm okay with it!
  • Weighing yourself naked is the right way to know your exact weight.<br/>
People in the gym aren't aware of this, it seems. They're calling the security!Upload to Facebook
    Weighing yourself naked is the right way to know your exact weight.
    People in the gym aren't aware of this, it seems. They're calling the security!
  • This too shall pass.<br/>
It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass!Upload to Facebook
    This too shall pass.
    It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass!
  • Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?<br/>
Because he would have to convert!Upload to Facebook
    Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
    Because he would have to convert!
  • Shayars don't drink beer.<br/>
They Ghazal it down!Upload to Facebook
    Shayars don't drink beer.
    They Ghazal it down!
  • Heart-warming and out of the way gesture by the government to increase petrol prices yet again, and ensure that people stay at home safely!Upload to Facebook
    Heart-warming and out of the way gesture by the government to increase petrol prices yet again, and ensure that people stay at home safely!
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