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![COVID19 blues:<br/>
Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'!]()
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Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'! -
![I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.<br/>
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea!]()
Upload to Facebook I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea! -
![Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun.<br/>
With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun!]()
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With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun! -
![Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t!]()
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![Did you know that before crowbars were invented...</br>
Crows mostly drank alone!]()
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![In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas.</br>
Rest is all a myth!]()
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![It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it!]()
Upload to Facebook It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it! -
![My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.</br>
Or did she?]()
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![Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?</br>
Dad: No sun!]()
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![Got my second shot now.</br>
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Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!]()
Upload to Facebook Got my second shot now. . . . . . . . Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!
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