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  • My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day!Upload to Facebook
    My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day!
  • The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.<br/>
So he asked me to leave!Upload to Facebook
    The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.
    So he asked me to leave!
  • What did the row of teeth tell the tongue?<br/>
Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain!Upload to Facebook
    What did the row of teeth tell the tongue?
    Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain!
  • Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai.<br/>
Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai.
    Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain!
  • Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%Upload to Facebook
    Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%
  • Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day!Upload to Facebook
    Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day!
  • Procrastination:<br/>
Working tomorrow for a better today!Upload to Facebook
    Procrastination:
    Working tomorrow for a better today!
  • 2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain.<br/><br/>

* Kahan Ho<br/>
* Ghar Kab AaogeUpload to Facebook
    2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain.

    * Kahan Ho
    * Ghar Kab Aaoge
  • Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki...<br/>
Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye!Upload to Facebook
    Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki...
    Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye!
  • When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...<br/>
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because they say a good worker is hard to find!Upload to Facebook
    When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...
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    because they say a good worker is hard to find!
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