My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day! |
The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour. So he asked me to leave! |
What did the row of teeth tell the tongue? Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain! |
Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai. Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain! |
Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15% |
Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day! |
Procrastination: Working tomorrow for a better today! |
2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain. * Kahan Ho * Ghar Kab Aaoge |
Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki... Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye! |
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide... . . . . . . . because they say a good worker is hard to find! |