| Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. Well, he founded Facebook! |
| Tried to take a selfie in the shower. It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues! |
| My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because... . . . . . . ...we got along 'well'! |
| I have the attention of a goldfish. Seriously, it's been watching me for hours! |
| The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up! #FriendsReunion |
| So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? |
| Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people! |
| Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Pappu: Brochure! |
| I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script! |
| She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants. Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict! |
