My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because... . . . . . . ...we got along 'well'! |
I have the attention of a goldfish. Seriously, it's been watching me for hours! |
The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up! #FriendsReunion |
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? |
Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people! |
Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Pappu: Brochure! |
I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script! |
She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants. Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict! |
People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them! |
The irony of India people want... Alcohol at any cost. Medicines at a discount. Lifesaver vaccine for free! |