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  • My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...<br/>
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...we got along 'well'!Upload to Facebook
    My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...
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    ...we got along 'well'!
  • I have the attention of a goldfish.<br/>
Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!Upload to Facebook
    I have the attention of a goldfish.
    Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!
  • The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up!<br/>
#FriendsReunionUpload to Facebook
    The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up!
    #FriendsReunion
  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?Upload to Facebook
    So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
  • Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people!Upload to Facebook
    Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people!
  • Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?<br/>
Pappu: Brochure!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
    Pappu: Brochure!
  • I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!
  • She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.<br/>
Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict!Upload to Facebook
    She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.
    Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict!
  • People are so ungrateful.<br/>
No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them!Upload to Facebook
    People are so ungrateful.
    No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them!
  • The irony of India people want...<br/>
Alcohol at any cost.<br/>
Medicines at a discount.<br/>
Lifesaver vaccine for free!Upload to Facebook
    The irony of India people want...
    Alcohol at any cost.
    Medicines at a discount.
    Lifesaver vaccine for free!
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