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  • BREAKING NEWS:<br />
A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.<br />
He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
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    BREAKING NEWS:
    A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.
    He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
  • Which is the most desired summer body this year?<br/>
The antibody!Upload to Facebook
    Which is the most desired summer body this year?
    The antibody!
  • Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?<br/>
Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?
    Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
  • That `No alcohol beyond this point` might as well say, `Bet you can't chug that whole beer.`!Upload to Facebook
    That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."!
  • Priyanka - 38 Years<br/>
Nick - 26 Years<br/><br/>

Malaika - 48 Years<br/>
Arjun - 33 Years<br/><br/>

Anjali - 52 Years<br/>
Sachin - 46 Years<br/><br/>

Me - 60+ Years<br/>
Glenfiddich - 18 Years<br/><br/>

Nothing else matters if you love each other!Upload to Facebook
    Priyanka - 38 Years
    Nick - 26 Years

    Malaika - 48 Years
    Arjun - 33 Years

    Anjali - 52 Years
    Sachin - 46 Years

    Me - 60+ Years
    Glenfiddich - 18 Years

    Nothing else matters if you love each other!
  • Do you think your life is hard?<br/>
Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!Upload to Facebook
    Do you think your life is hard?
    Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!
  • I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.<br/>
The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?<br/>
I said no problem.<br/>
He said well take these drinks to table 10!Upload to Facebook
    I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.
    The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?
    I said no problem.
    He said well take these drinks to table 10!
  • Lockdown can only go 4 ways.<br/>
You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.<br/>
Choose wisely!Upload to Facebook
    Lockdown can only go 4 ways.
    You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.
    Choose wisely!
  • Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.<br/>
Well, he founded Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.
    Well, he founded Facebook!
  • Tried to take a selfie in the shower.<br/>
It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!Upload to Facebook
    Tried to take a selfie in the shower.
    It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!
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