BREAKING NEWS: A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails! |
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody! |
Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office? Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me! |
That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."! |
Priyanka - 38 Years Nick - 26 Years Malaika - 48 Years Arjun - 33 Years Anjali - 52 Years Sachin - 46 Years Me - 60+ Years Glenfiddich - 18 Years Nothing else matters if you love each other! |
Do you think your life is hard? Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister! |
I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem. He said well take these drinks to table 10! |
Lockdown can only go 4 ways. You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk. Choose wisely! |
Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. Well, he founded Facebook! |
Tried to take a selfie in the shower. It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues! |