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![What is the best time to...<br/>
6:30<br/>
You didn't let me finish.<br/>
It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!]()
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6:30
You didn't let me finish.
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![Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'!]()
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![My teenage son treats me like a God.<br />
He acts like I don't exist until he wants something!]()
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![I got banned from my local gym.
I guess it just didn't work out!]()
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![I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later!]()
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![Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.<br />
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire!]()
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It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire! -
![What do you call a man with a rubber toe?<br />
Roberto!]()
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![I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it!]()
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![I have a vaccination joke...<br />
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but most of you won't get it!]()
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. . . . but most of you won't get it!
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