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  • My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry!Upload to Facebook
    My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry!
  • My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.<br/>
I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago!Upload to Facebook
    My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.
    I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago!
  • Latest Lockdown Breaking News:<br/>
No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022<br/>
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Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown!Upload to Facebook
    Latest Lockdown Breaking News:
    No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022
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    Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown!
  • You really should try archery while blindfolded.<br/>
You don't know what you're missing!Upload to Facebook
    You really should try archery while blindfolded.
    You don't know what you're missing!
  • Before TikTok and Instagram Reels, people never knew there were so many dumb people out there.<br/>
Now the dumb people got together and are encouraging each others' dumbness to even greater extremes!Upload to Facebook
    Before TikTok and Instagram Reels, people never knew there were so many dumb people out there.
    Now the dumb people got together and are encouraging each others' dumbness to even greater extremes!
  • Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?<br/>
Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.<br/>
Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?<br/>
Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?
    Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.
    Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?
    Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!
  • After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.<br/>
So I turned on the air conditioner!Upload to Facebook
    After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.
    So I turned on the air conditioner!
  • New Law:<br/>
Calling up anyone to ask, `How's business?` will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!<br/>
#Fun #Covid19Upload to Facebook
    New Law:
    Calling up anyone to ask, "How's business?" will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!
    #Fun #Covid19
  • Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!Upload to Facebook
    Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!
  • If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!Upload to Facebook
    If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!
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