| Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face! |
| The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work! |
| My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape. It's a big step forward for her! |
| Change is the essence of life. From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'. Men have come a long way! #lockdown #Covid19 |
| When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver. When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character. I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! |
| If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth! |
| Once you are over 25, you don't need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up right on time! |
| Nano Second: Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!" |
| A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway? #Crypto |
| A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free? Baker: No, it costs money! |
