My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape. It's a big step forward for her! |
Change is the essence of life. From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'. Men have come a long way! #lockdown #Covid19 |
When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver. When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character. I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! |
If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth! |
Once you are over 25, you don't need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up right on time! |
Nano Second: Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!" |
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway? #Crypto |
A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free? Baker: No, it costs money! |
Before Surgery: Patient: Are you nervous? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Is this your first time? Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before! |
I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck. But at least now I can look back and laugh! |