| Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point!" |
| I hope my kids know I don't really mean all the things this pandemic has forced me to say! |
| Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids! |
| Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'. They switch off the fan! |
| I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult! |
| Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information? Yeah. It wasn't that! |
| A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics? Executive: Yes. Guy: How does one make Mojito? |
| A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi. It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM! |
| My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist! |
| How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four! |
