| Guaranteed Stress Relief: Take 100 gms of Ajwain Rai Jeera Saunf Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl. Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one! |
| According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic! |
| Everyone writes to Santa before Christmas, but no one thanks him after! |
| We are more worried about the rise of artificial intelligence than the decrease of real intelligence! |
| One of the biggest lies ever: Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly! |
| Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: 1 Sunrise 2 Sunset 3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you |
| My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant. He smelled funny the whole day! |
| Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream! |
| Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there! |
| You know the world is messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you! |
