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  • The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves.<br/>
Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?<br/>
Only if something else is brewing with tea.Upload to Facebook
    The tea and coffee are married, but tea leaves.
    Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?
    Only if something else is brewing with tea.
  • Govt. Employee's current situation:<br/>
If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative.<br/>
If you are negative, then work until you get Covid positive!Upload to Facebook
    Govt. Employee's current situation:
    If you are Covid positive, stay at home until you test negative.
    If you are negative, then work until you get Covid positive!
  • Corona was born in China. Grew up in the USA. Studied in Italy and became a businessman in India!Upload to Facebook
    Corona was born in China. Grew up in the USA. Studied in Italy and became a businessman in India!
  • Hrithik Roshan<br/>
One of the most handsome men in the world, could not keep his wife happy!<br/><br/>

Jeff Bezos<br/>
One of the richest men in the world, couldn't keep his wife happy!<br/><br/>

Bill Gates<br/>
One of the most successful men in the world could not keep his wife happy!<br/><br/>

We can only try!Upload to Facebook
    Hrithik Roshan
    One of the most handsome men in the world, could not keep his wife happy!

    Jeff Bezos
    One of the richest men in the world, couldn't keep his wife happy!

    Bill Gates
    One of the most successful men in the world could not keep his wife happy!

    We can only try!
  • COVID19 proved that the introverts were right from the beginning!Upload to Facebook
    COVID19 proved that the introverts were right from the beginning!
  • Being part of a major historical event isn't as cool as it sounded!Upload to Facebook
    Being part of a major historical event isn't as cool as it sounded!
  • Believe It or Not:<br/>
<br/>
The snake has its poison in its teeth.<br/>
Thee scorpion in its tale.<br/>
Only humans have poison in their hearts!Upload to Facebook
    Believe It or Not:

    The snake has its poison in its teeth.
    Thee scorpion in its tale.
    Only humans have poison in their hearts!
  • Melinda left the world's richest man and you think yours will stay just because you gave her Dairy Milk Chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Melinda left the world's richest man and you think yours will stay just because you gave her Dairy Milk Chocolate!
  • My neighbour just finished writing a book on 'How To Make Money'.</br>
Now he needs money to publish it. I told him to read the book!Upload to Facebook
    My neighbour just finished writing a book on 'How To Make Money'.
    Now he needs money to publish it. I told him to read the book!
  • I don't dislike mornings. I dislike being woken up and having to do a bunch of stuff right after!Upload to Facebook
    I don't dislike mornings. I dislike being woken up and having to do a bunch of stuff right after!
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