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![Anxiety is like the background music in horror movies, even if nothing bad is going on, the music makes you feel uneasy!]()
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![15 years back, I had a Nokia 3310 that had to be charged once in 15 days.</br>
Today, my Phone lost a 5% charge just while typing this!]()
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![A salesman rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12-year-old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar.</br>
The salesman asks, `Is your dad home?`</br>
The kid replies, `What do you think?`]()
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![You cannot predict your next thought, because if you did, you'd already been thinking it!]()
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![She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman.</br>
How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy!]()
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![Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world!]()
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![I use to say `I'll be single forever` as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously!]()
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![When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.<br/>
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly!]()
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And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly! -
![I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.<br/>
She said, `How do you know it was on its way to work?`]()
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She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?` -
![Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.<br/>
I said that's the last thing I need!]()
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I said that's the last thing I need!
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