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  • She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman.</br>
How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy!Upload to Facebook
    She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman.
    How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy!
  • Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world!Upload to Facebook
    Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world!
  • I use to say `I'll be single forever`  as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously!Upload to Facebook
    I use to say `I'll be single forever` as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously!
  • When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.<br/>
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication,  I can now play the guitar really badly!Upload to Facebook
    When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
    And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly!
  • I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.<br/>
She said, `How do you know it was on its way to work?`Upload to Facebook
    I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
    She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?`
  • Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.<br/>
I said that's the last thing I need!Upload to Facebook
    Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
    I said that's the last thing I need!
  • My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.<br/>
I asked, `Y not?`Upload to Facebook
    My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward.
    I asked, "Y not?"
  • The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!Upload to Facebook
    The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.
    People were lined up for blocks!
  • There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!Upload to Facebook
    There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online!
  • Asli Sukh:</br>
Gaadi X</br>
Bangla X</br>
Naukar X</br></br>

Bukhar Nahi √</br>
Khansi Nahi √</br>
Oxygen Level 95 √</br>
Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √Upload to Facebook
    Asli Sukh:
    Gaadi X
    Bangla X
    Naukar X

    Bukhar Nahi √
    Khansi Nahi √
    Oxygen Level 95 √
    Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √
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