She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman. How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy! |
Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world! |
I use to say `I'll be single forever` as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously! |
When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly. And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly! |
I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?` |
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said that's the last thing I need! |
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward. I asked, "Y not?" |
The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks! |
There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online! |
Asli Sukh: Gaadi X Bangla X Naukar X Bukhar Nahi √ Khansi Nahi √ Oxygen Level 95 √ Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √ |