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Upload to Facebook If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult! -
Upload to Facebook It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor! -
Upload to Facebook If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her.
If the government can't control her, what chance do you have? -
Upload to Facebook Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives! -
Upload to Facebook Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car.
Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.? -
Upload to Facebook Dozing off while watching something is no different from bedtime stories! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses?
Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing! -
Upload to Facebook Son: What's GPS? Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving. Son: So it's Mom? -
Upload to Facebook My Mom was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an X-Ray. I wonder what she saw in him! -
Upload to Facebook I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament. But good players are really hard to find!
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