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![Boy: How do I play the guitar?<br/>
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent.<br/>
Boy: Am I so good?<br/>
Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boy: Am I so good?
Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off! -
Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you.
Girl: Well, hurry up, I can't hold this expression much longer! -
Girl: H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?
Boy: Obviously... your spell check! -
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
*Blocked* -
![Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?<br/>
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you! -
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends! -
Double Insult:
Gal: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
The girl got sad.
Boy: Why are you sad?
Gal: Because you don't like me.
Boy: You never asked whether I love you
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: No! -
![Girl: What time do you go to sleep?<br />
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.<br />
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?<br />
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake! -
![Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.<br />
Boy: What's shameful about it?<br />
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.
Boy: What's shameful about it?
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor? -
![Girl: Are you an MBA?<br />
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.<br />
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Are you an MBA?
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?
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