Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same! |
I'm not over eating. I am just stocking the food just in case I get hungry later! |
If gyms charged high monthly costs, but gave you a percentage back every time you went. It would provide motivation to go, and help your health! |
My doctor told me you are gaining a lot of weight. You should eat only reddish and carrot. Now I am eating only... Gajar Ka Halwa and Mooli Ke Paranthe! |
People are never fat, they are just easier to see... simple! |
The year is going to end and the only thing I gained so far this year is weight! |
My body is a temple. A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts! |
My brain says, "Exercise". But my heart says, "Extra Rice"! |
Going to gym and working out is basically fooling your body into believing it needs stronger muscles to survive! |
My Fitbit thanked me for not making him work nearly as hard as the other Fitbits! |