Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week. Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight. |
My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends! |
Most people goals: Get married and have babies. My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat! |
Today is chest and leg day! Me ordering at KFC! |
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road! |
No matter how much you eat, there is always some room for dessert. Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart! |
I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's! I'm going to park the car and walk in! |
Eat like no one is going to see you naked! |
My GOAL of 2019 is... not to become more 'GOLE'! |
The past of eat is ate; The future of ate is weight; And the funniest part is that people realize it when it's too late! |