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![I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.<br/>
So I dropped the idea!]()
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![Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role because that sounds way better than `my wife is not letting me eat burgers`!]()
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![I have started losing my winter fat.<br/>
And now I'll have spring rolls!]()
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![The hardest part of my diet is watching my friends eat!]()
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![I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie...<br/>
then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds!]()
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![Working out sucks but the results are awesome. Being lazy is awesome but the results suck!]()
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![Humans used to exercise to find food.<br/>
Now we exercise to get rid of food!]()
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![Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet.<br/>
Me: I know, I just had a block of cheese!]()
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![Burning your body fat makes you a mass murderer!]()
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