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When the best part about life is food!]()
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![Two reasons why I'm fat:<br/>
1. I eat when I'm bored<br/>
2. I'm always bored]()
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![Chocolate doesn't melt. <br/>
It's crying because you aren't eating it!]()
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![Next time someone asks you how much you weigh?<br/>
Tell them one hundred and sexy!]()
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![It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!]()
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![What is unconditional love?<br/>
I looked at my Pizza!]()
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![Being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying!]()
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![According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.<br/>
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!]()
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![Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!]()
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I am so tired and hungry, I no longer feel tired and hungry!
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