Google Khoje, Yahoo Khoje, Aur Khoje Bing... Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within! |
Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...' Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le! |
She: I love your desi accent, please say it again. He: Chingummm! |
Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple! |
Shaadi Karni Hai Toh Apni Girlfriend Se Karo... Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain! |
Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo... Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai! |
Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai? Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha. Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye? Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai! |
What did the row of teeth tell the tongue? Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain! |
Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai. Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain! |
2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain. * Kahan Ho * Ghar Kab Aaoge |