Difference between Education and Experience: Education - Duniya Gol Hai! Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai! |
Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena. Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo. Girl: Kitne Hue? |
Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, "Babu Nini Aari". Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, "You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!" |
Black Lives Matter... Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein! |
In English: I love you but as a friend. In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka! |
Aaj Ka Gyan: Apne Best Friend Ko Gyan Utna Hi Do Jitna Tumhari Gaali Khane Ki Capacity Ho! |
We should stop saying Unnees-Bees Ka Farak... 2019 Aur 2020 Mein Bahut Fark Hai! |
People posting messages like "work makes me happy"... . . . . Mera Bhi Karde, Bhai. Khush Reh Bas! |
Woh Paas Se Guzarti Hai To Dil Mehak Jata Hai; Pehle Perfume Ki Khushbu Aati Thi Ab Sanitizer Mehakta Hai! |
Last night, I had an extra spicy garlic chutney. This morning I learned my Lehsun! |