Me: Hey Alexa. Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar! |
Ek Baar Saala Ye CORONA Ka Tension Khatam Ho... Phir 7 Din Ki Leaves Lekar Thoda Aaram Karunga! |
Khud Ko Faltu Mat Samjho. Tum Ho Lekin Samjho Mat! |
Finally got the Hindi name of social distancing: TANDOORI! |
Right now you are that Machli, Jo Ghar Ki Rani Hai; Haath Lagao Darr Jayegi; Aur Bahar Nikalo Marr Jayegi! |
English: Simi is bringing tea. Hindi: Similarity! |
Agar Aap Ka Paet Bahar Nikal Raha Hai Toh Ghabraye Nahi, Use Nikalne Do. Sab Ka Mann Karta Hai Bahar Ghoomne Ka! |
Dhokhe Aise Hi Nahi Milte, Logon Ka Bhala Karna Padta Hai! |
One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher. When I asked him why, he said, "व्याकरण वास्ते"! |
Shortest joke: Mrs. Das divorced Mr. Das Now she is Bin Das! |