Ghut Ghut Ke Jeene Se Achha Hai... 2 Ghoot Maar Ke Jee Lo! |
Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan, Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota! |
Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying... . . . . . . . Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga! |
India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in miles. "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?" |
Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers? So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say... . . . . . . Chal Daru Peete Hain! |
Being in a relationship and hospital is the same... . . . . . . . Everyone ask, "Serious Hai Kya?" |
Log Aaj-Kal Ladte Nahi Hai Bas Photo Like Karna Band Kar Dete Hain! |
English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body. Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko! |
On Messenger: Me: Cant find my suitcas Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh. Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai? Friend: Attach E! |
Hindi: Sundar Ladki Ne Dubki Maari. English: Maldives! |