Wife: Kab Tak Pyaar Karoge? Husband: Tub Tak! |
Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo. Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha! |
Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish? Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata! |
I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?" |
I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals. "Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"! |
Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain. Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain! |
Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya! |
After spending one day at a Gym: Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai? Trainer: Haan Bilkul! Girl: Really! Kya? Trainer: Dimaag! |
Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki... . . . . . . . . Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta! |
What 2018 tells to 2017? Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka! Wish you a wonderful 2018! |