| A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN! |
| I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly! |
| Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today because you've been . . . . . . . . . . . . always ugly! |
| There are 1,013,913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair! |
| When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help! |
| I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose! |
| I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception! |
| Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one! |
| I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first! |
| I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly! |
