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Upload to Facebook Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege! -
A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
Cow: I give milk.
Camel: I move heavy loads.
Donkey:.....
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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself! -
![No Calls<br/>
No Messages<br/>
No Letters<br/>
No Visits<br/>
No Missed Calls<br/>
I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?]()
Upload to Facebook No Calls
No Messages
No Letters
No Visits
No Missed Calls
I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya? -
Most people have 5 senses.
But you are blessed with 6 senses.
And that extra sense is
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![Insult Ki Hadh:<br/>
Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?<br/>
Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.<br/>
Girl: BF Nahi Hai.<br/>
Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!]()
Upload to Facebook Insult Ki Hadh:
Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?
Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.
Girl: BF Nahi Hai.
Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab! -
Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light;
I am Coke you are Sprite.
I am Sawan you are Badal;
I am Normal you are Pagal.
I am Water you are Tanki;
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I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill! -
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![I don't react doesn't mean I didn't notice!]()
Upload to Facebook I don't react doesn't mean I didn't notice!
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