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Girl: BF Nahi Hai.
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Upload to Facebook Don't yell at me to "get a grip" unless you mean around your neck! -
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Please be patient, I will get to you shortly! -
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Upload to Facebook When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help! -
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Upload to Facebook I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!
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