You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome! |
Insult: Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures? Boy: Really, why? Girl: Because you are really ugly! |
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once! |
Sorry I didn't text you back; Because my phone recognized your number! |
May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside. |
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! |
Talking about me behind my back? That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours! |
Boy: You're like a coin. Girl: Awwww, valuable? Boy: No, two faced! |
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege! |
No Calls No Messages No Letters No Visits No Missed Calls I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya? |