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Upload to Facebook You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone...
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That's common sense leaving your body! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know?
If you jump from Mt. Everest, it takes 53 seconds to reach to The Heaven! -
Upload to Facebook Some people walked out of my life and made it better.
Others I kicked out and made it freaking fantastic! -
Upload to Facebook I need to get on medication...
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So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects! -
Upload to Facebook Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it the most never use it! -
Upload to Facebook OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.
Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too! -
Upload to Facebook You should pull weird faces in photos, because...
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It's better to look ugly on purpose! -
Upload to Facebook I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail! -
Upload to Facebook To the people who hate me:
Dear Haters,
I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',
And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'! -
Upload to Facebook I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
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