Happy that I live in a world with Facebook. Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot! |
You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone... . . . . . . . . That's common sense leaving your body! |
Did you know? If you jump from Mt. Everest, it takes 53 seconds to reach to The Heaven! |
Some people walked out of my life and made it better. Others I kicked out and made it freaking fantastic! |
I need to get on medication... . . . . . . . . . So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects! |
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it! |
OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses. Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too! |
You should pull weird faces in photos, because... . . . . . . . . . . It's better to look ugly on purpose! |
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face! |
I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail! |