To the people who hate me: Dear Haters, I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me', And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'! |
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly! |
You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome! |
Insult: Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures? Boy: Really, why? Girl: Because you are really ugly! |
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once! |
Sorry I didn't text you back; Because my phone recognized your number! |
May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside. |
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! |
Talking about me behind my back? That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours! |
Boy: You're like a coin. Girl: Awwww, valuable? Boy: No, two faced! |