| Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way back myself. |
| If a person is born deaf, then what language do they think in? |
| Good girls = Bad Girls that never get caught. |
| I either get what I want or I change my mind. |
| Anyone can be cool but awesome takes practice! |
| A smile is like a tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up. |
| A man's last will and testament is a dead give away. |
| To make a long story short, don't tell it. |
| Cocaine is god's way of telling you that you make too much money. |
| Have you ever wondered why you can't taste your tongue? |