| Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. |
| People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. |
| If we are going to make a Rs 200 crore statue I think it should be one of a giant, sexy woman so men can stare at her instead of at us. |
| Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. |
| When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser |
| Pen is mightier than the sword provided the sword is yours. |
| I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. |
| To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation. |
| The man who enters his wife's dressing-room is either a philosopher or a fool. |
| Eating, sleeping, reproducing, dying - every other species does it effortlessly. Why do human beings make such a fuss about it? |
