| What we see depends mainly on what we look for. |
| I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. |
| We are never prepared for what we expect. |
| Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
| Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. |
| If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? |
| Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. |
| Liability and Lie-ability are lifelong companions. |
| Once you are dead, you are made for life. |
| Some things have to be believed to be seen. |
