| Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore. |
| With the advent of smart phones, we don't enjoy the moments... we record them. |
| The quality of an excuse is inversely proportional to the number of times it's been used. |
| Women destroy me. I allow them to. |
| It's always nice being wanted. Even if it's by the wrong person. |
| Our talents are the gift that God gives to us. What we make of our talents is our gift back to God. |
| Liking is probably the best form of ownership, and ownership the worst form of liking. |
| Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. |
| Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet. |
| Die, verb: To stop sinning suddenly. |
