I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body. What am I? |
A clean house indicates that the net is down! |
Mixed Biscuits, Mixed Biscuits, A Box Of Biscuits; A Box Of Mixed Biscuits And A Biscuit Mixer! |
Take away my first letter. Take away my second. Take away all my letters and I still remain the same. What am I? |
Dear Parents, If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply "Turn off" the "Wi-fi" and wait! |
What is the last thing you take off before bed? |
Autocorrect was so annoyinf, I changev it in the settingf..... Now my lifd has become so simple! |
Where is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister? |
A question for all cricket lovers and friends. How many runs can one player score in an ODI match (50 overs/ 300 balls) assuming there are no 'No Balls', Wides and Over Throws? Clue: The answer is not 1800. |
A Skunk Sat On A Stump And Thunk The Stump Stunk, But The Stump Thunk The Skunk Stunk. |