Marriage SMS

  • Husband: Why are you always on your phone?<br />
Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Why are you always on your phone?
    Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here!
  • Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.<br />
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.<br />
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.<br />
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
    Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
    Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
    Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving!
  • They say wives don't accept their mistakes.<br />
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, `I have made a big mistake by marrying you!`Upload to Facebook
    They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
    My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
  • According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.<br />
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!Upload to Facebook
    According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
    That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!
  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them!
  • In a Church:<br />
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?<br />
Father: No son, you are married!Upload to Facebook
    In a Church:
    Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
    Father: No son, you are married!
  • My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.<br/>
Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!Upload to Facebook
    My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.
    Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!
  • Whoever said `your harshest critic is yourself` obviously wasn't married!Upload to Facebook
    Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!
  • I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!Upload to Facebook
    I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!
  • My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:<br/><br/>

1. Nothing to wear<br/>
2. No place to keep all her clothesUpload to Facebook
    My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:

    1. Nothing to wear
    2. No place to keep all her clothes
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