| Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong. Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life! |
| My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage! |
| Marriage is all about 'give and take'. My wife gives me advice and I take it! |
| Grocery shopping with my wife is just her repeatedly telling me to keep the items I took back to the shelf! |
| The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding! |
| Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you. Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point! |
| My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it! |
| My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters! |
| Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard! |
| Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed? Me: Oh yes! Wife: I was talking to the dog! |
