| A psychiatrist is a person who asks you so many questions for money that your wife asks you for free! |
| Last night during the argument, my wife and I had some words, but I never got a chance to use mine! |
| The best way to win an argument with your wife is to fake a heart attack! |
| I married my wife admiring her personality. Not these several personalities she's having everyday! |
| If Veer could wait for 22 years in jail for Zara... why can't men wait 2 hours for their wife to come out of Zara? |
| Winning an argument with your wife is like winning a trip to Afghanistan. No need to get too excited! |
| Husband knocked on the door. Wife: Who's that? Husband: I'm the one you desire the most. Wife: But I didn't order pizza! |
| My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight. So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out! |
| Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband. Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine! |
| I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt! |
