| Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything! |
| My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say! |
| Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner? Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later! |
| Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives! |
| What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live? Wedding Cake! |
| Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache! |
| Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask! |
| Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary. Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely! |
| An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married! |
| I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!" I told him I am married so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment! |
