| My wife doesn't let me speak 70% of the time. The rest of the time, she sleeps! |
| My wife got food poisoning today. I'm scared guys, I don't know when she's gonna use it against me! |
| During An Arguments With Her Husband: A Wife Was Just About To Calm Down, But Then Her Husband Asked Her To Calm Down! |
| Dear Ladies, There are 2 types of husbands. Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you. Type 2: Your husband! |
| A husband is the real Santa to every wife. No matter what she asks or says, he always says, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat"! |
| Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car. Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it! |
| Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question? Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one! |
| Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants! |
| Marriage is a competition between two people who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money! |
| Tip for a successful marriage: DON'T |
