Marriage SMS

  • In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!Upload to Facebook
    In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!
  • Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!Upload to Facebook
    Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!
  • I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.<br/>
It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!Upload to Facebook
    I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.
    It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
  • My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
  • I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.<br/>
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!Upload to Facebook
    I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.
    My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
  • Pro-tip for husbands:<br/>

You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about<br/>

1. Her haircut<br/>
2. Her weight gain<br/>
3. The new dress she boughtUpload to Facebook
    Pro-tip for husbands:
    You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
    1. Her haircut
    2. Her weight gain
    3. The new dress she bought
  • Silence is the most dangerous language.<br/>
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!Upload to Facebook
    Silence is the most dangerous language.
    So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
  • Wife: I am angry with you.<br/>
Me: Again or still?Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am angry with you.
    Me: Again or still?
  • My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, ` Why?` She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.<br/>
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.
    Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
  • Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?<br/>
I AM ALWAYS WRONG!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?
    I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
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