Marriage SMS

  • In a way, Corona is like a spouse. Initially, you try to control it, then you realize you can't. Then you learn to live with it!Upload to Facebook
    In a way, Corona is like a spouse. Initially, you try to control it, then you realize you can't. Then you learn to live with it!
  • Feeling bored in lockdown, want some adventure in your life?<br/>

Tell your wife that your mom did much more cooking and cleaning and she never even complained.<br/>
All the best!Upload to Facebook
    Feeling bored in lockdown, want some adventure in your life?
    Tell your wife that your mom did much more cooking and cleaning and she never even complained.
    All the best!
  • Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner.<br/>
Sometimes I guess the answer correctly!Upload to Facebook
    Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner.
    Sometimes I guess the answer correctly!
  • As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life.<br/>
I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it!Upload to Facebook
    As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life.
    I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it!
  • On a more positive note:<br/>
Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!Upload to Facebook
    On a more positive note:
    Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
  • Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!Upload to Facebook
    Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!
  • A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside!Upload to Facebook
    A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside!
  • Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:<br/>
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!Upload to Facebook
    Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:
    My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.<br/>
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!Upload to Facebook
    I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.
    Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
  • Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.<br/>
I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.
    I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me!
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