| A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing... and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything! |
| Women speak because they want to speak, whereas men speak when allowed to speak! |
| "Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men |
| For all the women: If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king! |
| Men may get over their Ex. They can never get over their Xbox! |
| Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task... . . . . . . . . . since it consists principally dealing with women! |
| On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women! |
| A man's face is his autobiography; A woman's face is her work of fiction! |
| If men were meant to be controlled, they would have come with a remote control! |
| Men and women were created equal; Buy women continued to improve! |
