| A man drank - forgot everything! A woman drank - remembered and reminded everything! |
| A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is freaking pissed! |
| It takes a real man to realize that one woman is enough! |
| When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup! |
| A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! |
| A woman is always right. Sometimes they may be confused, stubborn, misinformed and senseless, but they are never wrong! |
| Men, who do not understand women fall into two categories... Bachelors and Husbands! |
| I met the perfect woman once... Sadly, she was looking for the perfect man! |
| Dear Ladies, As long as you know men are like children, you know everything! |
| Rules for love: For Men: You have to know her to love her! For Women: You have to love him to know him! |
