Men and Women SMS

  • When a woman says `We need to talk`.<br/>
Why is it never about sports?Upload to Facebook
    When a woman says "We need to talk".
    Why is it never about sports?
  • Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.<br/>
Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!Upload to Facebook
    Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.
    Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!
  • NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, `Just do it!`<br/>
If `Nike` had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...<br/><br/>

`Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!`Upload to Facebook
    NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, "Just do it!"
    If "Nike" had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...

    "Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"
  • A True Fact:
Men may get over their Ex. but they can never get over their Xbox!Upload to Facebook
    A True Fact: Men may get over their Ex. but they can never get over their Xbox!
  • A true fact:<br/>
World's most complicated and difficult things are Men and Maths, but atleast Maths has logic!Upload to Facebook
    A true fact:
    World's most complicated and difficult things are Men and Maths, but atleast Maths has logic!
  • According to women:<br/>
World's most complicated and difficult things are Men & Maths but then at least Maths has logic!Upload to Facebook
    According to women:
    World's most complicated and difficult things are Men & Maths but then at least Maths has logic!
  • Dignity & Pride of Women arw better than ego of Men. Sometimes all you need is to loose to win Women's heart!Upload to Facebook
    Dignity & Pride of Women arw better than ego of Men. Sometimes all you need is to loose to win Women's heart!
  • A man`s face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!Upload to Facebook
    A man`s face is his autobiography;
    A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!Upload to Facebook
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men.<br/>
Some things are just better rich!Upload to Facebook
    Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
    Some things are just better rich!
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