Monday SMS

  • I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?<br />
I want to exchange it for another Friday!
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    I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?
    I want to exchange it for another Friday!
  • LIFE is like a Racquet game.<br />
If we want to win, we need to:<br />
Serve Well
Return Well
Face Crucial Moments Calmly
And remember game starts with `LOVE ALL`!<br />
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    LIFE is like a Racquet game.
    If we want to win, we need to:
    Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
    Have a happy Monday!
  • The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:<br />
1. Denial<br />
2. Anger<br />
3. Bargaining<br />
4. Depression<br />
5. Acceptance<br />
Have a very nice Monday!Upload to Facebook
    The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
    1. Denial
    2. Anger
    3. Bargaining
    4. Depression
    5. Acceptance
    Have a very nice Monday!
  • Gosh!!!
    Weekends are probably made in China. They don't last long!
    Have a nice Monday!
  • Dear Monday,<br />
I was thinking you should take a holiday.<br />
Trust me, no one will miss you..Upload to Facebook
    Dear Monday,
    I was thinking you should take a holiday.
    Trust me, no one will miss you..
  • It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.<br />
Have a great Monday!	Upload to Facebook
    It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
    Have a great Monday!
  • I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!<br />
Have an eventful Monday!Upload to Facebook
    I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!
    Have an eventful Monday!
  • Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!Upload to Facebook
    Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!
  • There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!Upload to Facebook
    There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
  • M: Moaning<br />
O: Odd<br />
N: Nasty<br />
D: Day<br />
A: Amidst<br />
Y: YawningUpload to Facebook
    M: Moaning
    O: Odd
    N: Nasty
    D: Day
    A: Amidst
    Y: Yawning
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