Monday SMS

  • The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:<br />
1. Denial<br />
2. Anger<br />
3. Bargaining<br />
4. Depression<br />
5. Acceptance<br />
Have a very nice Monday!Upload to Facebook
    The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
    1. Denial
    2. Anger
    3. Bargaining
    4. Depression
    5. Acceptance
    Have a very nice Monday!
  • Dear Monday,<br />
I was thinking you should take a holiday.<br />
Trust me, no one will miss you..Upload to Facebook
    Dear Monday,
    I was thinking you should take a holiday.
    Trust me, no one will miss you..
  • It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.<br />
Have a great Monday!	Upload to Facebook
    It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
    Have a great Monday!
  • I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!<br />
Have an eventful Monday!Upload to Facebook
    I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!
    Have an eventful Monday!
  • Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!Upload to Facebook
    Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!
  • There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!Upload to Facebook
    There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
  • M: Moaning<br />
O: Odd<br />
N: Nasty<br />
D: Day<br />
A: Amidst<br />
Y: YawningUpload to Facebook
    M: Moaning
    O: Odd
    N: Nasty
    D: Day
    A: Amidst
    Y: Yawning
  • If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!Upload to Facebook
    If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
  • Monday is like a Maths problem.<br />
Add the irritation;<br />
Subtract the sleep;<br />
Multiply the problems;<br />
And Divide the happiness!Upload to Facebook
    Monday is like a Maths problem.
    Add the irritation;
    Subtract the sleep;
    Multiply the problems;
    And Divide the happiness!
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