The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance Have a very nice Monday! |
Dear Monday, I was thinking you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you.. |
It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays. Have a great Monday! |
I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh! Have an eventful Monday! |
Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday! |
There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday! |
M: Moaning O: Odd N: Nasty D: Day A: Amidst Y: Yawning |
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays! |
Monday is like a Maths problem. Add the irritation; Subtract the sleep; Multiply the problems; And Divide the happiness! |